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THE GOVERNMENT WAREHOUSE LIST, v1.3.2
NOTE: This list contains items contained in the American Warehouse, British Government Warehouse, the Vatican Warehouse, the Soviet Government Warehouse, and the Japanese Government Warehouse.
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS OF THE WAREHOUSE:
A fish processing/packaging plant in the warehouse district of a large American city
A U.S. Government surplus cheese warehouse
Underneath the Pentagon (and Washington for that matter)
"Ground Zero"
Las Vegas Strip
Groom Lake
SIGN ON THE DOOR:
U.S. Government Warehouse #137-B
E. Presley & J. Morrison, Proprietors.
W. Casey & J.E. Hoover, Curators
THE CONTENTS:
- Total Items: 792Parts of a cut up UFO from "My Science Project
Smashed pieces of the time gizmo from the Philadelphia Experiment
A whole bunch of perpetual motion devices
Conspiracy theory books that were too close to the truth
A Mammoth encased in a block of ice
Prototypes of the Avro Arrow Fighter plane
The dead aliens from a crippled UFO the Government has captured
Several Elvis clones awaiting activation (might be Elvis Droids)
H.G. Wells' working time machine from "Time After Time"
The UFO that crashed in the Roswell, New Mexico
Evidence providing the TRUE story of the Kennedy assassination
All of the oddball geological findings that never seem to get displayed in museums, including:
*The lump of coal with a spark plug in it
*The piece of sandstone containing human footprints
*The dinosaur skull with a bullet hole in it
A small prototype nuclear fusion plant
The Ghostbusters' proton packs
The steel that the T1000 fell into
The Wild Card virus (Xenovirus Takis-A)
Amelia Earhart's flight jacket
Chips of some unknown alloy collected during Apollo missions
Big black slab collected by the Leakeys in Olduvai Gorge (and a femur found in orbit)
A series of small dolls that seem to move on their own (one has a drill for a head)
The names of the abductors of the Lindbergh baby
Blueprints and layouts of the structures on Mars
A dinosaur egg. Fresh. In a crate marked "Africa"
All of the insurance claims for the Acme company
Notes on how to make AIDS and its cure
The gun that killed Bruce Wayne’s parents
The plans for all the inventions of a "Wylie Coyote, Genius"
A chunk of steel, of an unusual alloy, that bears the label "Tunguska 190?" (Slightly radioactive)
A box full of scrolls - written in Aramaic. Box says "Gnostic II"
Ronald Reagan Mark I and the animatronics to make him work
A freezer holding the body of Walt Disney
A phone booth with an odd antenna on top, and a San Dimas, CA number
A blue British police call box
A Coke bottle with a full grown mouse inside (alive)
The bill of sale from the maker of the crystal skull
A tight-fitting blue costume with a big red "S" on the chest
The backup tape archives from the "Terminator 2" lab
The Infinite Improbability Generator
The 1992 Democratic Presidential Candidate
HAL 9000's Failed Turing Test (He got a 57%!)
Tiny pilot’s headgear that looks like it could fit a small squirrel
A minute black hole--made of a "knot singularity"
The Body of Valentine Michael Smith
The center of a tootsie roll pop
The seed to the Tree of Knowledge
The "dean drive" which "converts angular momentum into linear momentum"
Two and a half tons of Nazi gold recovered from a Swiss mine shaft in 1945
Some plants from the Brazilian rain forest that can cure just about anything
The "magic gun" that fired the "magic bullet" that killed JFK
Part of a Soviet Sub recovered by Howard Hughes' Glomar Explorer back in 1971
A Typhoon-class submarine with Caterpillar Drive
A little silver ball from Starman
A searchlight with the silhouette of a bat on it
A book entitled "To Serve Man"
A three-eyed fish named Blinky
The gold from the lost Dutchman mine
The bullet-ridden body of one Father Damien Karras
A radio that only picks up voices of the dead
The "sets and costumes" that were used to film the Apollo Moon Landing
The FBI and CIA files detailing the Career of "Special Agent Elvis"
The real contents of Al Capone's Vault
The solution to the halting problem
The "Missing" volumes of the Art of Computer Programming
A bottle of the "Andromedia Strain" Virus
The bones of the Loch Ness Monster
A crate of seed pods from "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"
All the AV recording made of the Mothership from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
Snake Plisken's death certificate
The cursed ship, The Flying Dutchman
The missing pages from the logbook of the abandoned Marie Celeste
Adolf Hitler's body . . . intact
The Blob . . . in a large freezer of course
Gary Seven's voice-operated typewriter
Spock's vacuum tube computer made in the 1930's, found in flophouse
All the books which were checked out when the Library at Alexandria burned
Undeniable authentication documents for the Shroud of Turin
A map showing where the Time Tunnel desert base's drive-in door is located
The original plans for Colossus (the Forbin project)
Used hypodermic needle; once injected a miniaturized submarine into a neck
Copy of hostage-withholding agreement between Bush and the Ayatollah
Saucer pieces, mostly melted from magnesium flares, found in (Ant)arctic
The stiff little finger from the hand of an Invader
NASA office note about refusing collect call from a Will Robinson
Hollow krypton meteorite, found in Smallville, USA. Cradle inside
Three "telepods", non-working, along with a grotesque fly/human/metal body
Spy satellite photos, detailing the location of Noah's Ark
A working orgone energy machine (see theories of Nicola Tesla for more details)
A working anti-gravity device (perhaps a sample of Cavorite?)
Complete maps and journals of the expedition PROVING the Hollow Earth theory
What REALLY happened on the Hindenberg
A multi-tasking operating system
Many crates of bizarre super-tech weapons, all marked with swastikas
Several hundred issues of "Playboy" confiscated from American servicemen in the Persian Gulf
A green meteorite attached to a chain, found in a sewer by the Metropolis department of Public Works
A gold medallion with raised markings on each side, and an off-center hole holding a red crystal
The floor plans of a secret research facility called "NIMH"
A large emerald in the shape of a heart, confiscated from a fence in new York City
About 60,000 tapes and CDs by the 2 Live Crew
A listing of pi which gets to a long stretch of ones and then ends
Stacks of mismatched contact lenses
7,000,000 million copies of Spider-man #1
A chemical formula for the cure for the common cold
The recipe for Mc Donald's secret sauce
KFC's 11 secret herbs and spices
1000 mint-condition WWII army Jeeps, to be sold for $50 each
A slightly less than infinite number of wallets (no money in them though)
A slightly malleable bit of metal (the world famous Philosopher's Stone)
The failed prototype from the Aurora project (yet another "stealth" plane)
The remains of a rather strange-looking humanoid... (the "missing link")
A giant golden apple with a small hole in it
The frozen remains of an old man in a red suit
A strange looking weapon and a golden badge next to it with the word "Dredd" on it
The missing 80 points of Dan Quayle's IQ
Every taxicab in the Metropolitan New York area (only while it's raining)
A broadsword from roughly 1000 AD with a woman's hand still gripping the handle
A calendar containing a month made up entirely of Sundays
The six lost episodes of Dr. Who (and you thought only one was lost . . .)
A pillar of salt in the shape of a woman
An extremely well aged apple with two bites out of it
Universal Solvent (we think) (bring your own container) (hurry) (never mind . . .)
A letter from an Egyptian princess, saying she'd like to be reincarnated as Shirley McLean
The suppressed Penthouse edition featuring Kylie Minogue
The REAL reason why the Challenger blew up
A spy satellite marked "Made in Taiwan"
A diary entry from the president of the Sierra Club saying he's going out duck-shooting
A receipt for a rifle and ammo from Dallas Texas, to the account of L.B. Johnson
A note from a member of the French Government saying they were sorry for the Rainbow Warrior
A working cold fusion unit (perhaps one for the back of a car, that you could feed garbage to)
The REAL crown jewels of Iran/Persia
An old treaty between Argentina and Britain giving the Falklands to one or the other
An effective chemical male contraceptive
The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
The lost notice to tell Arthur the bulldozers were coming
The message from the Vogons warning the Earth of the Hyperspace Bypass
The One Ring, three Elven Rings, seven Dwarven Rings, and nine Human Rings
The Virus programmed against the Black Marble Wombat
The Wombat listing in VMS Help
Plane tickets proving George Bush was in Paris in the fall of 1980
A slightly radioactive safe marked "S.S. Titanic"
Pay stubs with the words "Central Intelligence Agency" and "Lee Harvey Oswald"
The autopsy records for JFK (sealed for 50 years!)
The totally innocuous file on MLK Jr. that was sealed -- because it was totally innocuous!
The report given to FDR on the Japanese fleet steaming toward Hawaii
George Washington's membership card for the Masons
Birth certificates for several mulatto children, with the "Father" space marked "Thomas Jefferson"
Autopsy records for President Zachary Taylor
a prototype (or working model!) of Alpha Complex's Computer
"Another" government warehouse . . .
90% of the works of Nikola Tesla
Ship with bodies embedded in several inch-thick steel from the "Philadelphia Experiment"
A Mac SE hard disk containing plans for "Transparent Aluminum"
Plans for the "Wildfire" research station
Set of printer plates for the Lyons UNIX book
Everything ever lost in the Bermuda Triangle
A disc (ring) with a ratio of circumference to diameter equal 3
The plan for a balanced United States budget
The unicorn scene from "Blade Runner"
Laserdisc copies of all Hayao Miyazaki films -- UNCUT and in ENGLISH
Schubert's last symphony (complete)
A short mathematical proof that the traveling salesman problem can be solved in polynomial time
A pouch of sand, a red ruby on a chain, and a strange insect-like mask
The last 7 presidents and vice presidents, frozen -- including Bush & Cheney
Several Caroline clones (they work there)
A Kirelean photograph of Stonehenge -- showing auras on all the stones, including the missing ones
The original manuscript for Bible II: The Son Strikes Back
A complete set of the Golden Age Suicide Squid comics
The British copy of the North American Treaty
A wooden staff, with a claw holding a crystal on the end
The financial records of Stemple's Mill, Seattle, Washington - signed ":Ishmael Marx"
A number of semi-transparent, amoeboid creatures, accompanied by semi-neanderthalic humanoids
An F-15's gun-camera recording of a Dragon in flight
The leg-bones of Miles Vorkosigan
Maps to caves in Ireland, where several spaceships (with markings in Gaelic) are kept
Two thousand bottles of NyQuil (original green death flavour)
The Freemasons' Ultimate Secret
King Arthur's perfectly preserved body
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
A bubble-gum machine full of dehydrated Martians (just add water)
Map & instructions for recovering the treasure on Oak Island
The method used to place the statues on Easter Island
The reason the statues were put there
The Beethoven manuscripts that disappeared at his death
The first draft of Adam Weisshaupt's inaugural address
The allied plans for the bombing of Russian oil fields, early 1941
The real recipe for the Pan-galactic gargle blaster
Plane tickets from Munich, 1958, stamped "Flight Canceled"
The brain of a liberal, the heart of a conservative
A huge ax and an even bigger stuffed blue ox
Edison's final invention: The Necrophone, a device enabling one to speak with the dead
A handwritten proof, repudiating all claims of truth to the notion of relativity, signed by Einstein
A book containing the contents of the Soviet's Warehouse, with infinitely more interesting stuff
A text about fluoridation and its true effects on the mind
One human skeleton, found in casket, with a wooden stake inserted into the ribcage
The bodies of the victims of Crest test #57
Definitive proof that females are indeed smarter than males
Joseph Smith's golden tablets, containing the Book of Mormon
The missing 23 minutes of Nixon's tape recordings
Documentation and photos from all the cases of Spontaneous Human Combustion
The mummy from the sarcophagus in the Great Pyramid
A couple of those computer chips they've supposedly found embedded in the arms of Egyptian mummies
All that runic graffiti saying things like "Sven Redbeard was here" from the upper Mississippi
A table-top fortune-telling machine
A curiously heavy black statue of a falcon, with several chips carved out of it
A sled with the brand name of "Rosebud"
The "Greatest American Hero" suit (with instructions)
Several hypodermic needles, labeled "Lot Six"
Several spare self-destructing tape recorders
A birth certificate with MacGyver's FIRST name!
A document containing the actual cargo of the Lusitania
The name and location of the body of the creator of MS-DOS
Jim Jones’ CIA orders for the handling of the Jonestown Concentration Camp
A diary purporting to show the location of the Holy Grail, labeled "property of Prof. H. Jones"
Proof that Orson Wells' War of the Worlds broadcast was no joke
The *complete* manuscript of Coleridge's Kubla Khan
One of those movie revolvers that fires twelve or fifteen shots, or at least never needs reloading
Einstein's unified field theory
Hitler's REAL diaries ("hot date with Eva tonight---va-va-voom!")
The light bulbs they used for illumination, in painting Egyptian tombs
The map to King Solomon’s mines
The Viking longship that was discovered in California's Imperial Valley, sometime around 1910
A stuffed Pterodactyl, shot in Africa, earlier in this century
Millions of Pet Rocks (everybody bought one, nobody has one now, they have to be SOMEWHERE!)
The official U.S. Navy map showing the location of Gilligan's Island
Various bits of a 1958 Plymouth Fury (red)
News software that does something approximately near what one might actually want
Real live (frozen or otherwise) Jackalopes, Hidebehinds, and other such beasties
An atom with the atomic number of 104
A coke can with the old style pull-tabs
Several cases of the original coke (the ones with cocaine)
A set of papers referring to the Iran - Contra Affair
The primary mirror we were originally going to use on Hubble
A passenger pigeon (became extinct in the late 19th century)
The Gordian knot. Beside it, a much simpler knot, cut in two
The crashed UFO from White Sands, 1947
A statement stating that Iran-Contra was "all my idea", signed Ronald Reagan
George Bush's travelogue from October, 1980
Professor Azland's time bubble
A spaceship powered entirely by steam
Phone number for the Earth Defense League
Crashed and destroyed Yeti, Ogron, and Dalek spacecraft
Construction plans for the top-secret lab in Quantum Leap
Videotape footage of the Loch Ness Monster. And Bigfoot
A battered and aged working copy of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
CIA pay stubs, made out in the name of Mikhail Gorbachev
A stack of memos to Joe Malik (regarding the Illuminati)
A cat. No one can tell whether it is alive or dead
A gigantic submarine made of gold. Leif Erikson is written on the side
The genetic make-up on developing killer bees
A map leading to the treasure of Ali Baba
The Constitution of the New States of America
A leather hand with knives where the fingers are, badly burned
Four large cocoons in a tank of water
Floor plans and photographs of Area 51 and Hanger 18
The REAL two volume Warren Commission Report
The diary of a lone space marine fighting demons on Mars’ moons
The skeleton of a very, VERY, large ape
A golden bracelet with small dice dangling in it (occasionally one will spin!)
A map showing the location of El Dorado
The REAL bullet fragments from JFK’s head
The Highlander’s Katana (the first Katana)
A wardrobe filled with fur coats (it seems much larger on the inside)
A white Lotus with license plates that read "MORTIS"
A black bullet-ridden piece of Kevlar with a white skull on it
Blueprints for the building of a Dyson’s sphere
A logbook containing all the names, titles, and residences of all aliens that have ever visited
A file containing the truth about the death of Mae Brussell
A single brilliant white feather with a tag on it that reads, "Gabriel"
Immigration papers for a female named "Guinan" that have no place of birth
The names and addresses of all of the descendants of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene
The real birth certificate of Bob Dole showing that he was indeed born in the 15th century
The recipe for the making of the bomb in Oklahoma
A intricate puzzle box (Lemarchand’s) that looks like it’s been through Hell
A raggedy looking doll that has the name "Chucky" written on it
The formula for how they "Cram all that Graham"
A birth certificate showing that David Koresh was indeed the Son of God
The Unabomber’s name and address
The two atoms that sparked the "Big Bang"
Every version of the Batmobile
Lizzie Borden’s Ax with her fingerprints all over it
The security tape outside of Nicole Simpson Brown’s house showing O.J. killing her
All of Bart Simpson’s report cards
George Washington’s wooden teeth
Seven ordinate daggers that state they are to be used to kill the Anti-Christ on the card
The orders for the Air Force to shoot down TWA flight 800
The naked pictures of Barbara Bush in the Oval Office
Photo’s of J. Edgar Hoover in drag
A study showing what fluoride "really" does to the human body
The "Magic the Gathering" computer game from MicroProse
Al Gore's patent for the Internet
A yellow Ryder van overflowing with "chad"
Steven Segal's 400 shot automatic pistol
The collective intelligence from Palm Springs, FL (in a very, very, small box)
The final "Peanuts" comic strip with Charlie Brown kicking the football
Directions to a school for young wizards
A broadsword from roughly 1000 AD with a woman's hand still gripping the handle
The Nuclear Reactor from the "Thresher"
The duplicate Stonehenge from Niven
The directions on how to call Fa and Be
The notes from Umberto Eco's meeting with Col. Ardenti
A man's suit, made of a white cloth that doesn't seem to hold dust
Two gold watches, one the stops time and one that transports people in time
A `nevermore late' clock
Directions to Yoknapatawpha county
A lifeboat and other lifesaving gear, much of it stenciled with the name "USS Cyclops"
A wall with a tennis ball partially embedded in it.
A working Antithykera computer recovered from a wreck found near the Thresher - made of titanium.
The *real* set of rules to the game "Mornington Cresent"
A vial containing the 'flu' from "The Stand"
Fragments of Comet Hamner-Brown
A skeletal (or frozen or living) Fithp
The home address of Dr. Angus McAran
Remains of a sophisticated WWII Japanese fighter, codenamed Kamikaze, with humanoid figures crushed in the machinery, that must have disabled it.
Complete directions to the kingdom of Prester John
A book titled "Medicine for Dummies," written by Edgar Cayce
The plans and construction details for the Coral Castle in Florida
A list of the complete contents of Egg Chen's six-demon bag
A copy of the virus used to disable the alien mothership on July 4th, 1996
The complete works and research notes of Dr. Benton Quest
A rose taken from a vacant lot at 42nd Street and 2nd Avenue in New York City
Antimatter, suspended in a vacuum
Notes about an inexpensive working orbital defense missile system
Several Personal High-output lasers or PHASER systems
The World Trade Centers (rebuilt)
A death certificate confirming the demise of Disco
A videotape containing strange images (all who see it die a week later)
Kurt Cobain's brain (what's left of it)
Photo's of the "Fabulous Five" with their wives
Two stuffed sheep that look exactly alike
The full UNCUT Family Guy episodes
The cancelled check to the Iraqi Minister of Information
J.F.K.'s car (supposedly destroyed by L.B.J.)
Harry Truman's real middle name
A list of places where Washington DID sleep
One Red Pill and One Blue Pill
The Wagon Queen Family Truckster with a leash attached to the bumper
A truck constructed of Marijuana
The Identity of the Zodiac Killer
A complete list of all the members of the Skull and Bones society to present
The full disclosure of the HAARP Project
Mohamed Atta's Passport (all of them)
The actual footage of Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Michael Williams
The vial of poison used to assassinate President Harding
Map and location of the Village (complete with plans for an American Village)
Every song recorded in MP3 format
Boxes of power supplies for Dick Clark's cyborg body
Birth certificate of Dick Clark chiseled into stone dating back 60 million years
A schematic of the bomb on the Titanic
A Stopwatch that can stop time (broken)
A set of four grotesque masks and one that looks like a skull
An isolation booth marked "United States Air Force"
The potions of one Henry J. Fate
A box containing all the films of Barbara Jean Trenton
A female robot with the face destroyed, the tag on the leg reads "Alicia"
The wreckage of the "Arrow One"
A brochure for "Happy Glades" Cemetery
An old radio that plays "live" shows from the past
A civil war photo of Hugh Skelton. Also photos of Prof. Walter Jameson who look remarkably similar
A map of the town of Willoughby
A camera that takes pictures of the future
Shattered pieces of the Assassin's mirror
Five small dolls in a barrel a Major, Clown, Ballerina, Tramp, and Bagpipe Player
Business cards for Facsimile, Limited
A linotype machine. All that is printed on it becomes reality
Every copy of the Star, Enquirer, and Weekly World News ever printed
The Michigan Museum Mormon artifacts
The Octopus files of the late Danny Casolaro
The real project blue book findings
The missing 200 Baldwin Brother $10 gold pieces